justanothergeekupinhere:

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

Reblogging this cause it’s still valid as fuck

nbcsnl:

Introducing Cialis Turnt, the only pill that combats your erectile dysfunction while also giving you that unbeatable sensation of getting turnt.

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team-bear-arms:

Some people are vegans or vegetarians, I on the other hand am trying to eat so much meat that it disturbs the global eco-system so much that mosquitos go extinct.

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telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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whythatsbullshit:

leseanthomas:

Introducing Jon Stewart, kids…

"Fuck you and all your false patriotism."

This is incredible!

This is incredible!

erindizmo:

nbcsnl:

Marvel’s Coming Attractions

We’re there opening weekend. For every single one of these movies.

Yeah, the second I saw that sketch, I was like…. I would actually watch each and every one of these

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Awkward Superman (via Mr. Lovenstein)
"Last week he sneezed and laser-eyed Grandma" // Extra panel
Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon
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Awkward Superman (via Mr. Lovenstein)

"Last week he sneezed and laser-eyed Grandma" // Extra panel

Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

via timetravelandrocketpoweredapes

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tamingofatigress:

dutchster:

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

that sign is so accurate right now it’s scary

That third last one just makes me happy. 

-Elser

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